ANN: I have a boyfriend.
SUB ANN: Well, sort of.
ANN: I mean he's sort of real. What I'm trying to say is, I probably have more conversations without him actually being there than I do with him in the flesh.
SUB ANN: Unhealthy, but I enjoy myself.
ANN: I know win I more arguments without him around. I'm pretty sure I love him. And I'm definitely in love with him.
SUB ANN: Right now.
ANN: And I think I'm probably, pretty much sure I also love him. Pretty much sure of that.
SUB ANN: I think.
ANN: There seems to be a commitment problem.
SUB ANN: On both sides.
ANN: Anyway, sometimes he's great.
SCOTT: Let's buy a twelve pack and cut each other's hair.
SUB ANN: Irresistible.
ANN: Sometimes he's not.
SCOTT: I've got plans with someone else.
ANN: He's awful cute though.