SUB ANN: Guess what? My life is a movie. When I go to the store I there's a camera. When I go to a party there's a camera. When I'm at the scene of the crime, there is a camera. When I walk down the street, way, way, up in the sky, looking like a star, laughing at gravity, sits a camera. I can live my life and replay it instantly. (As a wife character.) Gee honey, our life seems a little dull. Let's watch some parts that were more exciting. Hey I know! We can watch that party we had for your uncle. The one where Billy threw up Kool-Aid and you grandma's pants fell down. (As a hubby.) Honey that sounds great, but remember America's Funniest Home Videos comes on at eight. (As herself) What a relief I only have to amuse myself for half of my life. The other half I can spend watching how amusing it's been. I've got to start taking a little more pride in my personal appearance, because I am a movie star.